Episode 145 - Dick on Kicking Up a Stink

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2019

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

Nighttime birds, the cost of motherhood in the US, troubleshooting dad's pornography license, a government for the unlucky, soph calls in about kid prisons, Digibro is in studio, a guide for dealing with a stinky, a Dick Show Virgin gets rejected by a prostitute, moving across the country for cans, Vic Lasagna, Jamie Marchi learns about contextual racism the hard way, Sean and his slow editing, and the Dr. Phil episodes have been found; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Do people know your name?
0:05.0	May.
0:06.0	Okay.
0:07.0	Yeah.
0:08.0	I always got a check.
0:09.0	She's in hundreds of videos online.
0:10.0	Oh, wait a minute. I just realize who we have in here.
0:13.0	Yeah. Oh, yeah.
0:15.0	Yeah, you got Digi Bro.
0:18.0	Is Cameron going ballistic yet?
0:20.0	This fucking crippled Jesus in there?
0:22.0	There's 20, there's 20 guys we want to fight, did you bro?
0:25.0	Jumping up and down in his chair right now?
0:27.0	He's got his hydraulics going.
0:30.0	Yeah, no, through sheer will he's getting like a six inch jump by that thing, just forcing his upper, he's throwing his arms up in the air.
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:38.0	Where'd you end up getting a beer? I thought you didn't have any.
0:41.0	Well, this is the Dick Show IPA.
0:44.2	This was number one.
0:46.4	Leg Day IPA.
0:48.4	Made by the $20 million Mead man.
0:50.7	That's when you get desperate when you're drinking your souvenirs.
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