Hey, Merry Christmas is Greg Fitzsimmons.

Hello, it's Allison Rosen, happy holidays.

Shouldn't you say happy Hanukkah since you're Jewish?

Yeah, but you know, I don't do, I don't do Hanukkah.

What are you talking about?

I mean, I should.

We just do Christmas, like you've done to this,

so many times, here is something that I know,

as sure as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west,

I feel like people already know where that one's going.

You could just say rises in the east, et cetera, you know?

As sure as the sun rises in the east, et cetera.

No matter how many times I tell you,

you will always assume that my husband is Jewish, right?

Yeah, but he's not.

He looks Jewish.

Yes, and he's married to me.

This is your criteria, right?

Right, right.

Well, you know, because the Jews like to marry each other,

I had a girl I dated in college.

Her name was Liz Ross, and I was crazy about her.

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