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Childish

Episode 146 - 2023: The Year of the Child

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We pay off last year's predictions (Alison's back door) and make predictions for next year (also, Alison's back door).

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's a new year, but it's the same two hosts, but it's a brand new show.

0:29.6

Everything's different, but don't worry. It'll be the same.

0:35.5

It's childish with Greg Fatsimans. And Alison Rosen. Now you might

0:40.7

notice that my voice sounds a little bit different. I had a voice change.

0:45.6

Let me tell you something. I mean the Kardashians are constantly sticking

0:50.1

saline bags and their assholes and their breasts and such, but I think you

0:54.6

scraping your vocal cords to sound sexy is one of the greatest

0:59.4

plastic surgery moves of the year. Thank you for the support because a lot of people

1:04.7

have been questioning my decision. They've been like, Alison, you've been a

1:07.6

professional podcaster professional and then they wink for years and years now.

1:13.1

Why change what's working? And I'm like, you got to reinvent yourself.

1:16.4

Yeah. And not only I'm getting my vocal cords scraped and if you can't

1:21.2

respect that, then I'm going to walk away. That's what I said. I said a firm

1:25.2

bound. And also the getting all the the flambag

1:29.8

inserted in your throat so that you have to constantly clear your throat.

1:34.1

I thought that was a strong move too because it keeps the cords lubricated.

1:38.7

Yes, I am. My cords are hydrated. It's so important. Now, people say how do you do it?

1:45.6

And I say eight hours of sleep every single night, sunscreen and hydrated

1:50.4

cords. Yes. That's my secret. And the guy that I went to for the scraping,

1:57.2

it's like a very, I did a ton of research and it's very hard to get an

2:02.0

appointment with him, but I called him up. He heard my voice and he

2:05.9

moved me to the front of the room. He knew you needed a scraping. It was way too

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