This all freaks me out of it.

Childish ocean, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

Childish ocean, who the hell decide how to spend your day?

Welcome to the holiday seasons.

This is Santa Greg.

Oh, and it's Elf Allison.

Aw, you're the elf.

I'm the cute elf.

One time, Greg, I found on Daniel's phone,

uh-oh.

Huns of pictures of Mrs. Clause.

For reals?

Yes.

I don't know why he had done a Google search of Mrs. Clause,

but it was like a Google image search.

And his phone was best tuned with pictures

of Mrs. Clause, so I did what any good wife would do,

which is I took a photo of it and I posted it on Instagram

and I said, what is going on?

And people found it funny.

I don't actually think he was touching himself

and looking at pictures of Mrs. Clause,

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