Episode 144 - Dick on War Porn

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2019

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

Good news/bad news from Asterios, acquiring Maddox's debt, terrible line reads and the Fox cartoon that never sold, dogpiles and dog cuddles, #WomensHistoryMonth, the story of the Trump selfie, life in Iraq, the war on porn in war, The MtG lightning round, Irish Pubs, comforters getting jammed in their comforter sleeves, writing the great American video game, YIIK: A Post-Modern PRG, and Erik Wong falls asleep; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Okay, what was I gonna do?
0:05.0	Jones, Alex Jones is 45.
0:07.0	Oh, wow, Sean.
0:09.0	He's, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's, uh, he's lived.
0:11.0	Five years in your life to do as much as Alex Jones has done and his
0:14.9	what gain 300 pounds I'll work on it yeah to bring down the globalists
0:21.2	uh-huh and the interdimensional pedophiles.
0:25.0	Ah, interdimensional pedophiles.
0:27.6	You didn't know about that?
0:29.2	I love it.
0:30.2	He's like one step from Xenu.
0:31.6	No.
0:34.0	Horseshoe theory.
0:35.0	He's at the other end.
0:36.0	Oh, right?
0:37.0	Well, but see, that's the thing.
0:39.0	People don't realize that people on like the opposite ends of the spectrum,'s not a line it's a horseshoe they
0:45.1	eventually come the same fucking people you get the left and the right extreme and they
0:49.1	come so fucking crazy they start crossing no it is just a big pile of shit it's not a string
0:55.9	horseshoe it's just a big pile of shit and we're all in it all the
1:00.3	pieces of the shit are touching each other and at any moment you could go from whatever you think to the most authoritarian whatever in the world.
1:08.3	Depending on what scares you. Yeah, that's actually a good pile of shit. It's my horseshite theory. Yeah, not horseshoe theory. Oh, you know, both extremes on both sides are bad. No, they are all.
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