Episode 143 - Dick on Wet Jeans
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2019
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
Wet jeans, throwing up coffee, the anti-aging tease, normalizing normalization, the $100 call-in contest, kids at bars, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" gets Job Lynch Mobbed by "The Vanished" podcast, super cancer for the offended, The Rommel calls in, and getting a nice home for Hitomi Tanaka; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hundreds of men. The heart wants what the heart wants. Are we on now? Yeah. What beer is that? I don't know. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh man today's gonna be a mess yeah yeah it's really gonna be a mess oh good |
| 0:29.6 | chase good good good show good show Good show. Good show. |
| 0:37.0 | I mean, you know. Because I am... |
| 0:39.0 | Well, yeah, maybe we should just start recording and then I can talk about... |
| 0:42.0 | I'm going about it. |
| 0:43.5 | I told me to knock up until I get tired of things to say. |
| 0:50.3 | Nick is live with Doug. |
| 0:52.1 | Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah. Wow. So wait, wait a minute or is this competition to... |
| 0:58.5 | Yes, so you son of a bitch. |
| 1:08.0 | Nick, what you open a door and he just owns the fucking house. Yeah, he's got a, he's got a hell of a campaign going he got he earned his first lock out of |
| 1:14.3 | Twitter because of it really thank yeah oh today he is a man yeah yeah I got banned |
| 1:20.4 | again you did yeah okay okay I got banned again. You did. Yeah. Um, okay. Let's try this. What was I was talking |
| 1:27.7 | about it? Tell me to Naka. Yeah, and her variously sized breasts. |
| 1:33.0 | Well, one is so much bigger. |
| 1:36.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:37.0 | When I beat off, sometimes I cover one eye. |
| 1:40.0 | When I'm beating off to her. |
| 1:43.0 | Yeah! |
| 1:45.0 | Welcome to Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you need, you got it, is the show. |
| 1:52.0 | Where everything's a contest coming to you live from |
| 1:54.3 | mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure I'm your |
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