Episode 142 - Dick on The Butt Conspiracy

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2019

⏱️ 172 minutes

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Summary

Hate crimes and hoaxes, kiwis are bad for you, hearing your heartbeat in your ear when you're trying to go to sleep, Roosh V calls in to school virgins, Cernovich takes an interest in the countersuit, my time between two Cliff Clavins, the war against AI in war, buying pillows, the globalist conspiracy of population control that is butt saturation, and Road Rage: Austrlia is booked; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

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0:00.0	All right.
0:02.0	Let's do a show.
0:05.0	Everybody hears everything.
0:06.0	Yeah, everybody hears everything.
0:08.0	Good.
0:09.0	Good.
0:10.0	Ooh, what are you eating?
0:12.0	Is that kiwi?
0:13.0	Oh, I would like a kiwi.
0:15.0	Oh, I think Christopher is calling in today.
0:17.0	Oh, thank you.
0:21.0	I still can't believe that he's not like the Rommel playing a gag.
0:25.0	Damn that is good Kewi too.
0:28.0	Yeah.
0:29.0	No, no, no, no.
0:30.0	I need it all. Such a diverse character.
0:32.0	Kewe's got to be bad for you.
0:34.0	How could it be?
0:35.0	I think it's... Just taste it.
0:36.0	Something's not right.
0:37.0	You because it's so good?
0:38.0	Yeah, someday they're going to find something in that that's more dangerous than cigarettes.
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