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The Offensive

Episode 142 - Deep Blue Sea

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

With global politics playing havoc with the stability of Ashwood City assets, Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan has his eye drawn to another Premier League club as Ashwood host Newcastle United at Dartley Park.



Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall



Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Joel Emery


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised.


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:06.3

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:13.9

This podcast is protected under copyright.

0:16.4

Listener discretion is advised. This is The Offensive.

0:40.3

Thank you. discretion is advised. This is The Offensive. This is The Offensive. The Neurophood

0:43.3

and in the

0:44.3

and also in this

0:46.3

in the

0:47.3

and the project

0:48.3

Abolta

0:49.3

of the

0:50.3

of the

0:51.3

Maghat

0:52.3

decided

0:53.3

and and were and the aerotov which was the Maghathe decided to in regime of and crulatty

0:55.0

and the airotrop of

0:58.0

Belarus and Russia

0:59.0

and for that

1:01.0

in the Kremla

1:02.0

is already

1:03.0

that they're

1:04.0

not even

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