Episode 141 - Dick on Learning to Code

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2019

⏱️ 168 minutes

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Not enough chip clips, bad times at a monster truck rally, I launch my Patreon alternative, Mumkey Jones talks about concern trolls and Alex Jones, Wilt Chamberlain is the first winner of the Virgin Contest, another Dickhead spends $1,000 on his girlfriend for Valentine's Day and how not to do that, a gay relationship query, Asterios is at the Tennessee Dickhead film festival, science kills, a Dickhead gets fired for spicy Tweets, and Saudi Arabia in Silicon Valley; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	People are telling me that it will grow you tits.
0:03.0	What, IPA? Yeah.
0:05.0	Are hops?
0:06.0	Somehow like is it like soy?
0:08.0	I don't know.
0:09.0	Yes.
0:10.0	Just from getting, just from extra calories.
0:12.0	Not the extra calories.
0:13.2	They're saying in addition to the
0:14.8	IPA, the IPA will grow you tids.
0:17.8	Huh.
0:18.3	And other beer won't or just because it doesn't, it's not as,
0:21.1	it must be the hops, right?
0:22.2	They don't specify well
0:23.6	then that sounds like something that I would ask follow-up questions all they
0:26.8	want to do is freak you out who am I gonna ask the follow-up question to the guy that
0:31.0	send me the link a why the guy who grew the Titz. Yeah. You find like how much
0:35.7	IPA did you drink? How big are your Titz? Let me see him. If there was a guy who grew Titz because of an
0:41.5	IPA, there would be pictures.
0:44.0	Okay?
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	That's not something that just
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