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The Offensive

Episode 141 - The Special One(s)

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2022

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

After a humbling defeat to Burnley at Turf Moor, filling the vacant managerial role has become an absolute priority for the club. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan, Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall, Head of Communications Jess Tate and Head of Football Operations Colin Walsh disperse amongst European cities to approach their managerial targets. 



Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh



Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Adam Jarrell


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell 


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised.


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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0:00.0

This week on the Ashwood City Patreon.

0:04.0

Here is Gustavo to put Ashwood in front in these closing stages.

0:08.7

Gustavo, easy as that.

0:11.1

Ashwood City find themselves in the draw for the fourth round of the FA Cup.

0:14.7

This ball, please, Eric.

0:15.9

Okay.

0:18.9

Some of these balls are warm.

0:21.3

No, no, no, they're not.

0:23.8

Okay.

0:25.1

Come on little balls.

0:26.5

Come to Debbie Eric.

0:28.7

Number 28.

0:31.9

Ashwood City will play.

0:35.5

Number 30.

0:38.6

Oh, chillingillingham.

0:41.7

It's Ashwood City versus Gillingham in L. Crapico 2.

0:47.9

One of many exclusive episodes available to Patreon subscribers.

0:54.6

From as little as five US dollars a month,

0:57.7

you'll gain access to these episodes and so much more.

1:02.5

Visit www. patreon.com forward slash Ashwood City

1:06.9

and get your membership today.

1:20.1

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

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