Episode 140 - The Breakfast Club
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2022
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
In the early hours of the morning, Ashwood City Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall wakes to the news that club captain Kieran Broom has committed a public misdemeanour after being removed from a nightclub.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:16.4 | Listener discretion is advised. This is The Offensive. |
| 0:19.6 | This is The Offensive. Woo! Woo! Woo! Oh! So, |
| 0:38.3 | Oh! |
| 0:39.3 | . |
| 0:40.3 | . You Who You |
| 0:57.0 | Fuck, |
| 0:59.0 | Fucking, |
| 1:00.0 | You know who I fucking up? |
| 1:03.0 | Do you know who I am? |
| 1:05.0 | You're too drunk, mate. |
| 1:07.0 | Go home. |
| 1:08.0 | You're too drunk. |
| 1:09.0 | You fucking go home Southern Twat Fucking out. You're too drunk. You fucking go up, southern twat. |
| 1:12.6 | Fucking out. |
| 1:13.8 | Cieran, I'm doing you a fucking favour, mate, all right? Get a cab, go home. |
| 1:16.6 | Oh, just fuck off. |
| 1:20.3 | Mmm. |
| 1:22.6 | Ugh. |
| 1:23.6 | Ugh. |
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