Episode 140 - Dick on The Devil's Rectangle

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2019

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Male cheerleaders and strongmen, the Patreon alternative, the science of procrastinating, a caller has a Wedding Four-Way before his wedding day, Nazi furries, millennials who don't know the holocaust, victim blaming police, my Imortan Joe milk brigade, and Facebook Gets Deleted; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Look at this. I'm starting to get Santa Claus fat. Yeah,
0:04.9	Santa looks like a little bit of weight. Remember that scene?
0:08.0	No, he's putting on a little bit of weight.
0:10.0	Does this look like a little weight to you?
0:12.0	Oh, the Santa Claus?
0:13.0	Yeah, the Tim Allen.
0:14.0	I don't even think I saw that.
0:15.0	That's what I always think of.
0:16.0	It's a part of it.
0:17.0	Whenever I see my...
0:18.0	Whenever I get in the shower, I think of the Santa Claus.
0:20.0	Does this look like a little bit of weight to you?
0:22.0	You know? Things on the... look like a little bit of weight to you? Does this look like a little weight to you?
0:27.0	I'll have to see it again.
0:29.0	I'll make you watch.
0:30.0	I'll perform it for you right now.
0:32.0	I'm, yes.
0:34.0	Yeah!
0:37.0	Welcome to Dick, you want to Diggy, you love today,
0:42.0	you love today's my show!
0:43.0	Where everything's a contest coming to you live.
0:45.0	For a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city failure, I'm your hostick matches,
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