Episode 139 - Dick on Cheating Yourself
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2019
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
"Gay Ops", the real, ultimate power of yes/no questions, the magic of Jesse Lee Peterson, to cheat or not to cheat, Mental Jess violates her restraining order, Mike Gamms: "leftist thug" and Maddox's best friend freaks out over the Vice article, the virgin lie challenge, the MLK of sh*tlords, Null from KiwiFarms gets stalked, and calling places to see if they're open; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Make sure it's turned off. |
| 0:04.0 | What's that? The air. |
| 0:06.0 | Is the thing? |
| 0:07.0 | Oh, is it too loud? |
| 0:09.0 | What? |
| 0:10.0 | That? |
| 0:11.0 | No, that's perfect. |
| 0:12.0 | The central area. Okay. |
| 0:13.0 | Problem. |
| 0:14.0 | You use Nest? |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.0 | It's off already. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, Nest, is that like an app you can control the... |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, but it's, it caters to women. |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah. It doesn't go below like 75. |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah, and it's always bumping it back up. |
| 0:27.0 | It's always bumping it back up. |
| 0:28.0 | Really? |
| 0:29.0 | Never have I had to say... |
| 0:30.0 | Why because it's supposed to be efficient or I mean or or say |
| 0:33.8 | energy smart so it learns your habits but your habits are an amalgamation |
| 0:40.4 | between you know yes the eternal conflict of the hot and the cold so I'm always |
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