Episode 138 - Dick on Hat Crimes

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2019

⏱️ 212 minutes

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Summary

The Great Knoxville No-Show, hate hats, the guy who made the Bill Maher NPC billboard drops by, Justin Whang calls in, worthless reasoning, the importance of jumping to conclusions, Layc wouldn't date a virgin, defending the TSA, women who owe me an explanation, ghosting, sitting next to the toilet on airplanes, being too loud at a bar, and Chris the Kiwi wants advice on dating his cousin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	We got a lot to go over.
0:02.0	That's what I hear.
0:04.0	Um, come on baby.
0:07.0	Here we go, here we go.
0:08.0	Everybody hear everything?
0:09.0	I think so.
0:10.0	Everybody can hear anything. Dick. You got it. It is the show where everything's a contest. Giving you live from a mountain mucker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:34.0	I'm your host Dick Batchton.
0:35.0	AKA, the $20 million man recently voted America's best
0:38.0	Maxx again 13 weeks running.
0:41.0	Lucky 13 with me as always a show on the audio engineer.
0:44.0	Hello Dick.
0:45.0	Hey what's up buddy? Wow, wow, is it a weekend of devastation?
0:48.0	That's what I hear.
0:49.0	Oh God, my back is devastated.
0:51.0	Really?
0:52.0	That's for sure. What you do? sure. I gotta, I have got to learn my age and learn my limits at this point.
0:57.9	Yeah. I tried to pull off rolling into town for this Knoxville fight between Andy Warski and Tonka Saw, these two gentlemen that had a beef.
1:06.8	They had a podcast at one point in time and then they had a problem with one another parted
1:11.0	ways and decided to finally do get out.
1:13.0	Which there's, I guess they're smarter than suing.
1:16.0	Well, you'd think, but the ruination has been the same.
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