Episode 137 - Deadline Day: Part 2
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Deadline day has arrived and Chief Executive Patrick Nolan is chasing the highly controversial offer from Real Madrid for star forward Kevin; much to the dismay of Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:19.4 | This is the offensive. |
| 0:39.3 | John Terry, what does he want? Hi John Terry, what does he want? Hi John. |
| 0:42.3 | Yep. |
| 0:45.3 | Yeah, it's a... what? |
| 0:47.3 | An NFT? No, I don't want one. |
| 0:50.3 | No, I don't like apes, so I don't. |
| 0:56.8 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | John, I've got a go, mate. |
| 0:59.3 | Christ. |
| 1:05.0 | Hello! |
| 1:07.3 | Oh, Sven, yeah. |
| 1:09.9 | Rail Madrid, yeah. |
| 1:14.6 | Yeah, yeah, they've asked about Kevin and I... Right. No, well, there's no need to swear. Look, Sven. Yeah, look, I'm just going through a tunnel. Yeah, it's a long, long tunnel. Yep, channel tunnel. Try me later. |
| 1:28.0 | Oh, God. |
| 1:31.0 | Hello, John. |
| 1:33.0 | No, you just tried me. |
| 1:35.3 | Yeah, yeah, I told you I don't want one. |
| 1:40.2 | Ashwood City Football Club were one of the founding members of the Football League in 1888. |
| 1:45.0 | Today, they compete in England's top flight and remain one of only a handful of clubs to have never been relegated from the Premier League. |
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