Episode 136 - Deadline Day: Part 1
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City host a thrilling Premier League clash with Wolves as Head of Football Operations Colin Walsh and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall field unwanted interest in Kevin from a European super club.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Joaquin Augusto Quinteros
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:16.4 | Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:30.6 | The person you are calling is unavailable. Please leave a message after the tone. |
| 0:37.0 | Hi, Collin. This is Angelo from Real Madrid. I want to reach out once again to discuss the potential purchase of Kevin. We really like what he's doing at Ashwood and we think we can come to a deal |
| 0:41.9 | to bring him to Madrid for the right money. Okay, speak soon. |
| 0:49.3 | Ashwood City Football Club were one of the founding members of the Football League in 1888. Today, they compete |
| 0:55.8 | in England's top flight and remain one of only a handful of clubs to have never been |
| 0:59.8 | relegated from the Premier League. With a renewed ownership structure and an ambitious |
| 1:04.6 | transfer policy, Ashwood City, enter season four of the offensive. Martin Atkinson blows for a free kick, much to the protests of Kieran Broome and David Luna |
| 1:47.1 | I've got some free advice for Kieran Broome here if he wants to hear it don't be getting in |
| 1:51.5 | Martin Atkinson's face when you're on a yellow and you've just committed a foul like that |
| 1:56.6 | Kieran needs to simmer down it's not even half time That's right Billy not even half time |
| 2:01.4 | And the score is 2-2 |
| 2:03.2 | We've been spoiled Peter |
| 2:04.7 | We really have |
| 2:05.7 | We certainly have Mr Richards |
| 2:07.2 | And there could be more |
| 2:08.2 | 30 yards out here |
| 2:09.8 | Neves standing over in |
| 2:11.6 | Rivier shuffling the wall |
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