Episode 138 - The Wrong Man
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2022
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
A jaw dropping exit by Head Coach Sven Goran Eriksson in the closing stages of Deadline Day leaves Ashwood City in disarray. A long term managerial search is in the pipeline, but in the short term the club need to choose a man for the job.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Ant McGinley as David Hall
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:21.1 | I'm told that reporters are gathering at Darley Park now for that breaking news coming in |
| 0:26.2 | that Sven Gorin Erickson has parted company with Ashford City with immediate effect. |
| 0:32.6 | The suite just released this video statement and we are reacting to this live on transfer deadline day. |
| 0:39.3 | I would like to wish Ashford City all the best for the rest of the season, |
| 0:44.3 | but I would like to announce my immediate resignation as I can no longer work under Patrick Newton-Nolan. |
| 0:52.3 | Thank you and good luck. |
| 0:54.7 | It has been an honour. |
| 0:56.9 | Goodbye. |
| 0:58.9 | What? |
| 0:59.5 | He said Sven's left. |
| 1:01.1 | Do you want to fucking rewind it or something? |
| 1:03.0 | There's even a fucking video of Sven saying, I've left. |
| 1:06.3 | Oh, what in the fucking fuck? |
| 1:08.5 | Why the fuck has he left? |
| 1:09.6 | Did you call him? |
| 1:10.5 | You know, to let him know that Kevin wasn't going anywhere, Pat. |
| 1:12.9 | I was going to. |
| 1:15.5 | You were going to, but didn't. |
| 1:17.3 | What, look, okay, look, it's on my to-do list on my phone. |
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