Episode 135 - (AF)CON AIR
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2022
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
As matchweek two of AFCON begins, Ashwood City Chief Executive Patrick Nolan and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall fly out to Cameroon to ensure high profile talent Christian Akuffo is being taken care of.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. Oh, my phone. |
| 0:24.8 | D-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-d-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha. |
| 0:31.5 | Lovely part of the world. |
| 0:33.9 | Oh, my phone is ringing. |
| 0:35.5 | Am I roaming? |
| 0:37.6 | Um, should I answer? |
| 0:38.6 | I haven't checked the tariff policy. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, Christ. |
| 0:40.8 | Fuck it. |
| 0:41.4 | Hello. |
| 0:42.7 | Oh, hi. |
| 0:44.3 | Yow and D. |
| 0:45.9 | Am I pronouncing that right? |
| 0:47.6 | Yow and D? |
| 0:48.4 | Sorry. |
| 0:48.9 | Who are you talking to? |
| 0:50.2 | You? |
| 0:50.7 | What the fuck are you asking me? |
| 0:52.1 | I just want to know, is it Yow and D or Yow and D? |
| 0:54.6 | Woody, I'm on the phone. |
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