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You know the problem with

forced class? Uh, go on.

The screen's too far away. What you're talking about?

Just pull it closer, you fucking idiot. You can pull it closer?

Well, of course you can. It's fucking first class. You can do whatever you want.

Go up front and fly the plane if you fancy, pal.

Theo, can I switch seats?

I really, really don't want to be this close to Colin and Woody.

Uh, I don't think that's allowed.

Even before COVID rules, it was never encouraged, really.

You are such a fucking square, honestly.

Guys, smile, yeah? Taking a pick. I don't think we should be smiling if we're on our way to see sick children, pal.

Shut up. Say cheese.

Why aren't any of you saying cheese?

Because we're not four years old.

Right, fine, fuck it.

I was just trying to get a nice photo for this whole thing.

Whatever.

Noise-canceling headphones going on.

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