Episode 133 - The Fairytale of New York
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2021
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
In the fallout from his recent public faux-pas, pressure is mounting on Ashwood City Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan as he attempts to evade the authorities. A visit to a local children's hospital, however, may have given him the inspiration he needs.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jessica Tate
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:23.1 | Let's just watch this bit again. |
| 0:25.1 | People stick in their noses. |
| 0:26.3 | No, at least of all, the general fucking public. |
| 0:28.8 | Fuck me. No one wants their opinion |
| 0:30.5 | unless it's a fucking election. |
| 0:32.2 | Patrick, disgusting creatures. |
| 0:34.1 | All right, that's enough. |
| 0:35.0 | The 39th game played outside the UK. |
| 0:37.2 | What? |
| 0:39.3 | The present is... Let me rewind it. |
| 0:40.3 | I'm gonna play it in slow-mo. |
| 0:41.3 | What's this? |
| 0:42.3 | Yes to know. |
| 0:43.3 | Least of all, the general fucking public. |
| 0:46.3 | Fuck me. |
| 0:47.3 | No one wants their opinion unless it's a fucking election. |
| 0:51.3 | Patrick, disgusting creatures. |
| 0:55.1 | Watch his face here. |
| 0:57.8 | He's like, oh, fuck. |
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