Episode 134 - Dick on Revenge of the Apostrophe
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2018
⏱️ 132 minutes
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Summary
The funniest voicemail ever played, boob reveal GIFs that take too long, Winner's Drink and the apostrophe that came back from the dead, Patreon, credit cards, and the war on free will, an erotic Xmas poem from a real man, the Army and Israel, when to use steroids, Dr. Matt gives Facebook users medical advice, someone takes me up on my d*ck pic weight loss challenge, a $400 bidet, and my altercation at the bank; all that and more on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm just trying to arrange my notes here. I got a lot of advice stuff. It's coming out on Christmas, so yeah. |
| 0:08.5 | Let's just relax. |
| 0:10.5 | Right. |
| 0:11.5 | Let's have a relaxing show. Maybe this will keep you from killing your family. relax. happened over Christmas from all these guys though. Yeah, me too. |
| 0:23.2 | There's always hilarity when family members get together. |
| 0:27.7 | I mean it's not funny at the time, but you know. |
| 0:32.4 | And you know, 20 years down the road you're like so funny when uncle what's his name got shot |
| 0:40.4 | Remember what's it? |
| 0:41.4 | Where died right under the tree head under the tree under the tree Remember what? There we were. Yeah, weird. |
| 0:43.0 | Died right under the tree. |
| 0:44.0 | Right under the tree. |
| 0:45.0 | It's great. |
| 0:46.0 | I mean you couldn't script this shit. |
| 0:47.0 | Okay. I was for a memorial but then I thought you know it's the 50 bucks I'm taking them back |
| 1:06.8 | What the hell is that? Can you shut off that switch? It's the sprinklers got all fucked up because the clock got swapped. |
| 1:15.0 | I see. |
| 1:17.0 | It's very important to reduce the explanation to as few words as possible. |
| 1:24.0 | No, regarding what? |
| 1:25.0 | But no regarding what just happened there. |
| 1:28.0 | Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:29.0 | It's got all fucked up is not, is too simple. |
| 1:31.0 | Got all fucked up clock, switched around, that's plenty. |
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