Episode 133 - Dick on Underwater Hamsters

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2018

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

The Thermostat Cold War, appetizers ruin every meal, the cold facts of waistlines, Boomers telling you how much they paid for their house, virtue signaling in domestic violence, the problem with civics and the American voters who are playing Calvinball, a scientist calls in who is creating his undersea future: Hampture, when to use dark humor with women, Special Agent Richard Head analyzes Maddox's creepy email to his ex, the awful, awful Mental Jess video, and an open-ended question about relaunching The Biggest Problem in the Universe; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:03.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:08.0	Dick. Dick is Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:11.0	Dick.
0:12.0	Dick. Ready. Yeah, you know, you want to do you, you want to do you, you want to do you, love
0:20.5	duke, you got it.
0:21.6	The Shell where everything's a contest coming to you live from a
0:23.8	mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host Dick
0:27.1	Masters and aka the 20 million dollar man. Recently voted America's Best
0:32.1	Mexican 11 weeks running I think I still have that title.
0:35.0	With me as always as Sean the Audio Engineer.
0:37.0	Hello, dear.
0:38.0	Hey what's up buddy, holy crap.
0:41.0	Ah, inside of my mouth is a disaster today.
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	Cigars.
0:47.0	Oh, those will stay with you.
0:49.0	God damn them.
0:50.0	You can taste them the next day.
0:52.0	The next day and the next day after that.
0:54.3	It's true.
0:55.3	Totally ruins my mouth.
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