Episode 132 - Fools and Regulations
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2021
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Amidst speculation of an incoming independent regulator, the Premier League summons its cohorts to launch a media offensive and counter the argument.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jessica Tate
Alex Marshall as Will Wright
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | Yes, goal! Another Premier League victory! |
| 0:07.0 | Running a football club can often take it out of you. |
| 0:10.0 | Let's keep going, team. The big match is coming up. |
| 0:13.0 | Fortunately, I have a place where I can go to relax. |
| 0:17.0 | Broadleet Country Club offers an exclusive spa with a full treatment list. |
| 0:25.6 | But if that isn't your thing, we've got plenty of other options. |
| 0:31.6 | Swimming. |
| 0:33.6 | Tennis. |
| 0:35.6 | Golf. |
| 0:36.6 | Four! Archery. Ah! tennis golf four |
| 0:37.8 | archery |
| 0:38.8 | bullseye or why not take a stroll in the surrounding woodland |
| 0:46.0 | feel at one with nature in the local wildlife |
| 0:49.5 | and after all that why not head to the award-winning restaurant for some delicious local cuisine? |
| 0:56.3 | Mmm. |
| 0:57.2 | Ah, medium rare. |
| 0:59.3 | My favourite. Broadly Country Club. |
| 1:03.1 | Get your membership now. |
| 1:06.4 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 1:13.0 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 1:20.6 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 1:27.8 | Who's that? |
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