Episode 132 - Dick on Deplatforming Jesus

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2018

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Summary

Deplatforming Jesus, getting tricked into going to church, sobriety enablers, the sin of easy mode, putting hangars in trash bags instead of just leaving them out, trans-ringers in the Olympics, the mental illness of taking sports too seriously, white on white violence, wedding day three-way marketing, bad penis news, an erotic roofie story, Madcucks dates an amazon, Asterios' debt bonds, Super Clash Bros, the tease of the Hammer Brothers Mario suit, and I get Sean a Christmas present; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Let's just do it.
0:02.0	and see what happens.
0:03.0	What's the worst it could happen?
0:05.0	It's the worst that could happen.
0:06.0	We're beyond the worst part.
0:08.0	Are we?
0:09.0	Oh yeah.
0:10.0	There's nothing. Nothing but smooth sailing.
0:13.0	From here on out for the show.
0:15.0	That icebergs no problem at all.
0:18.0	No problems at all.
0:19.0	Don't worry about it.
0:20.0	We're un-sinkable.
0:21.0	Yay! about it. We're un-sinkable. Yeah!
0:24.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:28.0	You want Dick, you need-dick, you got it!
0:30.0	It's a show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:35.0	I'm your host Dick Maston. Dick Mastiff!
0:38.0	aka the $20 million man.
0:41.0	Voted America's best Mexican 10 weeks running joining me as always is
0:45.8	Sean the audio engineer hello dick hey what's up buddy I can't even say my own
0:50.3	last name massive My awesome!
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