Episode 131 - Live by the Fraud, Die by the Fraud
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2021
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan has secured a massive sponsorship deal with a cryptocurrency marketplace that even involves an unprecedented £200m stadium naming-rights deal.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jessica Tate
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:07.6 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:16.4 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:18.1 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:24.5 | So, you're probably wondering why I arranged for this dinner meeting. |
| 0:28.1 | You were bored and wanted to eat at a fancy place, but you don't have any friends. |
| 0:32.8 | Uh, no, and I have loads of friends. Yeah, loads and loads. |
| 0:37.9 | Name two. |
| 0:39.1 | And you're not allowed to name Woody? |
| 0:40.7 | Shut up, listen, mate. |
| 0:42.0 | If I were to sit here and list my pals, you know, we'd be here, you know, all bloody night, mate. |
| 0:48.5 | Okay, sure, Patrick. |
| 0:51.6 | Sure. |
| 0:53.0 | Right, now that you've decided to grow up for for a second down to business, to brass tax. |
| 0:58.3 | You don't talk tax? You don't even pay tax? |
| 1:01.5 | No, it's tax. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah? |
| 1:04.2 | Tax, T-A-C-K-S. |
| 1:06.5 | What the hell is a tack? |
| 1:07.9 | Brass tax. |
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