Episode 131 - Dick on The Last Minute Rush

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2018

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

The rush of getting things done in the last minute, lies in job qualifications, the male charity gap, Mumkey Jones and "The Rise of the Planet of the Incels", calculating the number of drinks I've had, Sean and I discussing the implications of Theseus' ship and sharing an oral sex toy, vandalism on Mars, the average woman's Tinder profile, Special Agent Richard Head calls in, The Dick Show end of year awards, printing errors and Winners Drink, my doxxing, pronouns, and Sean gets a taser; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Let's make a racket
0:02.0	make a racket
0:03.0	ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
0:07.0	uh... all right here we go
0:10.0	presenting Presenting Dick. Yeah!
0:24.0	Yeah!
0:28.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:30.0	You want Dick, you know you think you love Dick.
0:31.0	You got it.
0:32.0	It's the show.
0:33.0	Where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:37.0	I'm your host Dick Masters and aka the 20 million dollar man.
0:39.0	Voted America's best Mexican, 10 weeks running. with me as always as Sean the audio engineer
0:44.6	Hello Dick hey what's up buddy that was perfect
0:47.2	very nice nailed it nailed it we'll just fly that one in for all the rest of the b b b b end of show okay that's all people want go out on top
0:58.0	that's the intro go out on top done splice it in every time now if you if you can do the outro without fucking it up.
1:05.0	There's an outro?
1:06.0	You mean just do it and end the show right there?
1:08.0	Not another hour of voicemail?
1:10.0	No, no, no, the, uh...
1:12.0	The Patreon.com slash the Dick Show.
1:15.0	Yeah.
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