Episode 130 - It's Reigning Sven
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2021
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
The Premier League returns and the international break has caused havoc with Ashwood City's playing staff. Head Coach Sven-Goran Eriksson is determined however to field an unchanged side as they travel to Manchester City... much to the fury of Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jessica Tate
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:07.6 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:16.4 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:18.1 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:28.6 | Music discretion is advised. This is the offensive. Hi, Chris. Hi, Rachel. Update on the Gustavo situation. I spoke to the Brazil |
| 0:33.5 | Football Federation thingy, and they said, although he didn't play, he did take a couple |
| 0:38.9 | of knocks during training. |
| 0:40.4 | Oh, right. |
| 0:41.4 | Well, we should have been informed of that before they put him on a 14-hour flight home. |
| 0:45.3 | Thanks, Chris. |
| 0:46.4 | What are you going to tell Woody? |
| 0:48.1 | The truth. |
| 0:49.0 | Which is what exactly, that Sven's being difficult? |
| 0:52.9 | I think Woody will use a different word, but I'll go with |
| 0:55.6 | something along those lines. I'll speak to you after. Okay, see ya. Rubin. Hi, Dr. Weber. How are you? |
| 1:01.6 | Yeah, fine. Have you seen Woody? Yes. I tried speaking to him earlier, but he told me to put my face on |
| 1:07.6 | silent mode. What does that mean? I don't really know. I suppose it means shut up or go away. |
| 1:14.2 | I suppose that would be more like flight mode, really, wouldn't it? |
| 1:16.5 | Where is he? |
| 1:17.3 | Patrick's office. |
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