Episode 130 - Dick on Taxing Women

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2018

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

"Winners Drink", my new drinking card game is ON SALE NOW, blown eulogies, how Nintendo has screwed us our entire lives, a four-hour blunder over "the map says!", Boomer football vs. Zoomer video games, flavored vapes and screw the children, the curse of the pinkie toe, The THOT Audit and Women: God's Tax on Life, how to give a girl an eating disorder, chicks with guy friends, when to keep your mouth shut, Jurassic Park and a Vore fetishist, a man's first time, Bleh Rodriguez calls in and giggles, Denzel vs. Peach Round 2, Sean's drag queen persona, background checks for guns, and the restraining order transcript between Mental Jess and 80s Girl is on the way; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:03.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:08.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:11.0	Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	E.
0:16.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Welcome to Dick, you want Dick, you want dig, you do, you got it.
0:23.0	The shower, everything is a contest.
0:25.0	Coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:28.0	I'm your host, 20 million dollar man.
0:31.0	Recently voted America's best Mexican, nine weeks running Dick Masterson with me as always
0:35.5	Sean the audio engineer.
0:36.9	Hello Dick! Hey what's up buddy we missed you last week.
0:39.5	I missed being in the I hate calling it. It's not the same same no it's not the same and I need to see
0:44.6	people to the phone is is to me the most disconnected that I can get I prefer
0:50.2	I prefer yeah no I prefer in person or text honestly yeah because in text at
0:57.4	least you can imagine you know everything you're in your own little virtual
1:01.8	reality and you can build it up to be a character in it, but over the phone it just feels like everybody's running away from you.
1:08.5	It's very strange.
1:09.5	And you're on speaker phone, I wanted to say halfway through the show, Sean, you just, this is a waste of time for you.
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