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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1307: Please Help Us Buy A Waterbed

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2013

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The TBTL-A-Thon Rolls on, and Luke has some novel (and probably wrong) theories about tracking social mobility through records of those who've owned waterbeds.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is Casey Kasey on American Top 40 in Hollywood, and now our long-distance dedication from

0:05.8

a friend of Andrews to Andrew, and here's how it goes.

0:09.6

Dear Casey, for quite some time now I've known a guy by the name of Andrew, and I can

0:14.1

tell you this, he's not an average guy.

0:17.0

He's extremely intelligent and talented.

0:19.3

His ambition when he gets older is to be an actor or radio announcer, but Andrew has

0:24.0

a problem, one which goes as far back as kindergarten.

0:28.1

Back then, Andrew was overweight, and no one let him forget it.

0:31.8

He was picked on, cut off from everyone else, and he had very few friends.

0:36.6

It was this way right up until Andrew entered high school four years ago.

0:41.0

Now on Dr. Zorders, he's gone on a diet to lose some of that excess baggage as he calls

0:46.0

it, and he's accepted a lot more by the other students.

0:49.7

But the damage has been done.

0:51.7

He's now extremely shy and quiet, and he hides within himself.

0:55.9

He very rarely goes to any parties, and he still doesn't have too many friends.

1:00.0

He's convinced that nobody likes him because he's not athletic, and he's not a leader.

1:04.8

I think that's a lot of nonsense, Casey.

1:07.1

I don't care if Andrew isn't like the other guys.

1:09.8

I still like him just the way he is, and that should give you the title of the song I'd

1:14.4

like you to play for Andrew.

1:16.1

Billy Joles, just the way you are.

1:18.8

I sincerely hope that Andrew will listen to the song, so he'll know that despite what

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