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Kieran, not a great performance here at Dartley Park. I'm sure that's not what you all

expected today. The unbeaten run comes to an end at the hands of Burnley. What do you feel

went wrong today? Everything from start to finish, like you say it. Unbeaten run was great

and that, but if you can't win games like this, then, you know, what's a point?

Did you think Burnley had figured Ashwood City out after the first 20 minutes?

Look, I think it's going to be talked about so why we weren't at it today, but it's no excuse, is it?

The build-ups are build-up, and we go again next week.

It's the international break next week, Kieran.

All right then, a week after. You mentioned the build-up.

Can you talk us through your reaction

to the Remembrance Day presentation?

No, no, I don't want to be discussing that.

What happened happened?

Right, the club will figure it out, won't they?

But just in terms of how you witnessed it.

Look, I don't want to talk about it, mate.

All right.

I'll see you later.

Ashwood City Football Club were one of the founding members of the Football League in 1888. Today, they compete in England's top flight and remain one of only a handful of clubs to have never been relegated from the Premier League.

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