Episode 129 - Dick on The Crying Game

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2018

⏱️ 187 minutes

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Summary

Civil War Games, Men Crying, hugging your kids with nuclear arms, the "Lethal Weapon" matinee in my pants, mom's crappy home WiFi, Johnny's dad's d*ck pic, Christopher the Kiwi proposes to his inmate girlfriend, Thanksgiving and everything wrong with it, fire sympathies, the ACLU, Red Dead Redemption 2 is turning frogs gay, strangling Mom, "The Fattener", fattening, and ruination fetishes, phimosis, getting Digibro's dad laid, four beers, the passing of Andy Lee AKA Call Of The Deep, and banging your hot cousin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Okay, is everyone ready? Is it broadcasting? I think it's broadcasting. Sean, you need video of
0:09.5	Sean, yeah it's broadcasting. All right, it looks like it's in focus.
0:15.4	Hard to tell, Johnny, thank you for that.
0:18.3	I'm calling the police.
0:19.7	Let's see.
0:20.1	Johnny, ever since that Carolina Reaper, Johnny's in the dog house.
0:23.8	That Carolina Reaper, peppers that you brought over?
0:27.0	Holy fuck.
0:28.0	I've had a handful of them since then.
0:29.7	You've eaten those entire peppers. Oh, yeah. The one that I ate just the I bit the tip off of and
0:36.4	to see what it felt like yeah just that was horrible it's pretty fucking bad
0:41.6	can you text Diego to tell him to tell Cordelia?
0:45.0	Can you, honey, do you know, do you have Cordelia's number?
0:48.0	Can you text her to send you the video or send it to me so I can play it?
0:52.0	That was awful. They're pretty
0:57.3	fucking bad but you know you get a couple of them down and they're not so bad
1:00.8	after that. You're talking about men's penises now right? I'm talking about
1:04.5	ghost peppers. Oh! D'Mah! See yeah I don't like spicy food. Yeah you don't like spicy cocks?
1:13.0	Yeah, I can.
1:14.0	H.
1:16.0	Yeah! where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
1:34.8	I am your host the 20 million dollar Dick Masters and AKA the 20 million dollar man
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