Excuse me. Hi. You're Casey Casey. You're unbelievable. Well, thank you. Thank you very much. No, no, no. Seriously, I'm telling you. You blow me away. Why?

I'm telling you what you do. It's really amazing. It's fabulous. Yes. Well, can we get... No, no, no, I'm telling you. I'm telling you what you do. I really get it. I get what's going on with you. It's amazing. Really. Great stuff. Yes. No, no, no, no. Really? Do me a favor. Say, uh, coming in this week at number one. It's a line over chief. It's stuck on you. Huh? I really don't think I can do it. No, no, no. Come on. Do it. Seriously. Do it. Come on. Do it.

Coming in at number one this week is Lionel Richie was stuck on you. That's great. All right. Thou shagging from Scooby-Doo.

T-B-T-L.

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

They never say to each other, let's smoke a marrow on a cigarette. They say, let's turn on or let's blast a joint. You cool, man?

Like how?

And if this is such a problem, why was in this said years ago?

I don't know. We got distracted talking about our weight or something. I mean, who knows?

There are a lot of things that keep the important things from getting said on this program.

And yet, we soldier on to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

That's enough. I'm ready to just do this thing. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host weighing into the hundred and 89 pounds.

I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down quite a while.

Quite a while, that is. Sorry, Carl. It's backler to me to cut you off.

We're very excited about this show today. So excited that I wrote down the show sheet on a paper cup.

I really did. I tried to print it out. It didn't print because our printer is a giant piece of shit at the radio station.

And so I just came in here. I didn't want to miss anything though. So I wrote it down on this little cup.

And right over there, right across from me is my good friend, Mr. Andrew Walsh.

What an introduction. Yeah, you got every day. I need that. Every day. You want me to bring it? I need that to bring it.

That's just what you need to pump up your own personal jam. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, no, I will vouch that you are operating off of cup technology today.

Yeah, I couldn't find a piece of paper. I was worried I was going to forget a couple of the items.

So I scribbled it down and then I looked over and you have over 600 pieces of paper on my clipboard.

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