Episode #1296: Curley Fries, Science, Colbert
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2013
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
The guys discuss a Cambridge study which looks at the things smart people tend to "like" on facebook.
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, um, they don't like the cover. They don't like it. Well, that's certainly straight. They find it very offensive and very |
| 0:05.8 | sexist. But what exactly do you find offensive? Ian, you caught a greased naked woman on all fours with a |
| 0:14.2 | door collar around her neck and a leash and a man's arm extended out up to here holding on to the |
| 0:21.5 | leash and pushing a blank glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that |
| 0:28.1 | sex? This is 1982! That's right. I'm 1982. Get out of the sixties. We don't have this |
| 0:33.1 | mentality anymore, but you Better see the cover they wanted to give it to Test Class. walks the |
| 0:42.7 | part but they they like it. TVTV. Yeah. Go ahead, drink it in. Don't be shy. Looking for free. |
| 0:46.5 | Touching is going to cost something. You seem to me to be a pretty righteous envoy. I |
| 0:51.4 | I wish you were my grandpa. |
| 0:53.4 | That's a good show. |
| 0:55.4 | That's glad that's coming. |
| 0:56.4 | Thank you. It's not clever. |
| 0:57.4 | Sure as hell isn't a good joke. |
| 0:59.4 | Now you're not going to read about this dimension in a book or in a magazine or in a newspaper |
| 1:06.4 | because it doesn't exist anywhere except in my own mind. |
| 1:14.4 | A dimension we like to call TVTL, |
| 1:17.4 | the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:19.4 | I may not be using enough Jewish. I don't know. |
| 1:21.4 | That's weird. I just played a drop of myself talking. |
| 1:23.4 | I've got to work on how these things are titled. |
| 1:25.4 | That's for damn sure. |
| 1:27.4 | But same old story. |
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