I'll tell you where, some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine,

where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capastrano.

I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

You were looking good, man.

You dropped some Maldives, huh?

Yeah, I lost some weight, where'd it go?

Well, there it is, get on, get it on!

I'll never forget these afternoons, we've had.

I don't think I've ever known such peace and happiness in my life.

In my 24 years of life, I'm better at life than you.

That's funny!

I see you exhaling, sir. We're going to be with you in just a moment.

You've got to be patient, okay?

We're very, very sorry. Our apologies.

We apologize to you. You will not have to wait that much longer at all.

Hey, everybody stand by. Here we go again.

Yes, we do. Yes indeed.

It's a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Did I heard about that thing on the AM radio?

My name is Zalook Burbank, I'm your host, swinging at 189 pounds.

This episode 1,298 in a collector series.

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