You must remember the past is history, the future is a mystery, and now is a gift because it's called the present.

Oh, yes, indeed. It's a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that just might be. Two beautiful to live. Hi, folks. My name is Luke Burbank. Let me. Let me take my gum out.

Because it's annoying when I'm chewing it. Now if we were together in the same room, you'd thank me because the gum is keeping my rocking breath at bay.

But since this is happening over some kind of a digital listening type device for you, the gum is not necessary.

It's a Tuesday, this episode, 1,291 in a collector series. And we are just busy as beavers over here in TBTL town getting ready for the big TBT Elephant, which is coming up March 25th through the 29th. It's going to be a blast. In fact, we're pricing out all of the thank you gifts and putting together the plans for the other things that are going to be part of it booking the guests recording the interviews.

And because of all of that today, we are going to actually bring you a best of from the TBTL archives. Don't turn your iPod off because this is a really good one. This is the show when I came back from having been in Chicago.

And I had been doing wait, wait, don't tell me it had gotten to have an actual conversation with Mr. Alec Baldwin. And I was like vibrating. You could hear me on the on the pretend radio.

So we're going to play that today. We'll be back with a brand spanking new show tomorrow. Also on Thursday, we'll have Jen flash Andrews in here. In the meantime though, do enjoy this little gem from the TBTL archives.

I can put the gun back in.

And unless I take these tapes and granted the tapes themselves are your, are your, are your, that you own them, okay? But the magic that is on the tapes, that heart and soul that we put into those tapes, that is ours. And you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it to the record company.

Okay, they're waiting for us. It was supposed to be their half hour ago. Have you heard the tapes I've even heard them? We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good.

That's the argument we have to have with the program director at Cairo every afternoon right before implementing another edition of TBTL. This right here, this is a show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Oh, yeah, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. This is episode 1,030 in a collector's series. We have all kinds of stuff to discuss with you.

Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL. I had a fun adventure in Chicago over the last few days, although in a certain way it was both the best of times and also the burst of times.

We'll tell you about how that adventure went. Also, a new segment called, in case you were thinking about bragging about your awesome leg press skills.

It's a very specific segment that we've just started. That and well, Ice Cube, he's really not the cool Ice Cube that we all remember from our youth. Well, if you're my age anyway.

He's just a kind of a boring ruiner of fun ideas who occasionally stars in shitty movies.

And he's confirmed that suspicion with something that he said about the song, a good day. Also, we will finally have an answer to the question about what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

And whether or not the Cohen brothers were behind that little bit of awesome movie non-swearing. We also are very excited to have on the show producer Andrew.

There's just two men celebrating each other's strength. There have been a rumors that it was gay, but no, it's just two men celebrating each other's strength. Hi, Andrew.

Hey, Luke, do you like a lady in her movies? I'll tell you what I do like a dollop.

My dollop makes me a hollah on a booboo.

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