Hey Collar, you sound pretty sexy, give me the measures.

42, 42, 44.

Uh-oh, Survey says, we like you!

Come here, come here!

Alright, we're gonna have to take a break, but when we come back, we are gonna hear about the top 10 craziest things that Crazy Irish shoved up as butt TVTL!

Let me give you a little model I lived in my life by, and you gotta hit it and quit it.

No ties, dangle-free, nobody tells me what to do, I got a bang, bang, bang the drum.

Well, that's not a model, that's just you singing a bunch of things.

Well, you're really smart, and I trust you more, I trust you more.

So, I'm gonna believe you.

You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate.

There are two types of people in this world, those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.

I know that, Mr. Man, I'm not stupid, you know.

Yeah, Reston P. Sairashedi died, hours later after inserting a variety of things into his butt, but here we are.

Despite all of that tragedy, bringing you a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

You gotta eat that microphone.

You sure do. My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, episode 1000, 290 in a collector series, with topics to talk about.

Hi, the top of the TV coming tonight on TBTL.

Literally, as the show opened, was rolling.

I was receiving an infuriating email, an infuriating email from United Airlines, which I will tell you about in a moment.

I wanted to get up right now, then go to the window, open it, then stick your head out and yell, I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore.

Wait till there's nobody else around because that will probably get you fired if you have an office type job.

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