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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1292: Andrew The 1980's Liberal Characature

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2013

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's growing bumper sticker collection confuses Luke. Meanwhile, TBTL convenes its women's issues panel One and A Half Men.

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0:00.0

Through our ceremonies and our rituals, we have witnessed first-hand the awesome and

0:08.7

vibratory power of color. We experience it as a life and we believe that this

0:17.5

saturated energy is the basis of all creation. We are Wink, W-I-N-C,

0:28.9

which is in nature's colors. Wink. This is not an occult science. This is not one

0:36.4

of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's

0:42.2

hooy and you got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our

0:46.8

beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply

0:52.1

materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion

0:57.2

walking down the street or going to the store.

1:04.2

When a good friend tells you a story and forgets that they already told it to you,

1:08.0

do you secretly question the entire basis of your relationship? Do you make small

1:12.6

involuntary sounds when you remember something embarrassing? Have you ever

1:16.6

purposely lowercase the first letter of a text in order to appear

1:20.0

disappointed? Have you ever worried that one day you're just going to freak

1:23.8

the hell out? Your hypothetical is kind of tightly constrained and I doubt whether

1:27.7

that kind of thing would ever happen. I'm not going to sit here and juggle

1:30.7

hypotheticals that aren't in the world. The old impact to the chicken look

1:35.8

for corn for the ball bell jimmer, but the nook is empty and there's a strung

1:39.9

and the ball bell jimmer had an ember. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass estupido. Mass.

1:45.8

Mass. One or Mass. I could really lay them out quickly. With

1:49.8

him out of the way, I think we're just going to be 360 spins and slam dunk

1:54.1

pointers. Oh, man, you wait for those slam dunk pointers. You're going to see

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