Episode 128 - Dick on Bigger Balls

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2018

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

DIY saline ball improvement, the fattest woman in the world, P-Control, more broken toilets, the Boomer curse of braces, the amusement tax, feeding as a fetish, an endless loop Mexican ranchero music, cucks in the mass shooting meme, a Facebook meltdown, mosquito season, quinceañera season, update season, Dad's Guide for video games, death to chivalry, sexism and new hamburgers, and other people's piñatas; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay, yeah. About that time again. Yeah.
0:05.0	About that time again. Yeah!
0:06.0	Oh, I swear to God, the coughing on this show is worse every week.
0:12.8	Yeah.
0:13.8	Dick.
0:14.8	Dick.
0:15.8	Dick.
0:16.8	Dick.
0:17.8	Dick.
0:18.8	Dick.
0:19.8	Dick. Dick. Yeah!
0:25.0	Yeah!
0:28.0	Yeah!
0:29.0	Welcome to Dick, you on Dick, you love Dick, you need Dick, you got it.
0:32.0	The show where everything's a contest is to you live from a mountain bunker,
0:36.0	deep in the heart of the city of failure, which is currently on fire.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	I'm your host, the 20 million dollar dollar man recently voted America's best
0:44.1	Mexican nine weeks running. Dick Masterson with me as always is Sean the
0:47.5	audio engineer. Hello dead. Hey what's up buddy currently on fire?
0:51.2	Currently on fire. God is punishing California!
0:54.0	That's right.
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