Episode #1282: Hey, It's Eddie Pepitone!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2013

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Eddie Pepitone returns to TBTL to talk about his recent successes and how he's dealing with them. He says it's taking some getting used to.

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0:00.0	So this test will determine whether you have the right personality profile to be a police officer.
0:04.5	Just to make sure the machine is working, is your name Andy?
0:08.0	I don't know how to answer that one.
0:11.0	It's simply yes or no.
0:13.0	Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew, I think.
0:17.0	So...
0:19.0	No?
0:20.0	Wait.
0:21.0	Yes.
0:23.0	Let's move on.
0:24.0	Scenario.
0:25.0	You pull a car over for speeding.
0:26.0	You find out that it's your father.
0:28.0	How do you handle the situation?
0:29.0	Well, first, I would be like...
0:32.0	Dad?
0:34.0	You're alive?
0:35.0	T-B-T-M!
0:40.0	Don't trust big banks or small banks.
0:43.0	Banks or Ponzi schemes run by morons.
0:45.0	Whatever happened to...
0:47.0	Hey, I have some apples. Would you like to buy them?
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