Episode #1281: Introducing Handsome Jake!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2013

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

We meet TBTL's new blogger, whom Luke has dubbed "Handsome Jake." Also, Luke and Andrew discuss whether TBTL can survive the very fickle internet culture.

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0:00.0	This is just for staff back here.
0:03.0	I need to ask you a question.
0:05.0	Are you the actress Constance Carmel?
0:08.0	How did you know that?
0:09.0	Because I can't forget your film.
0:12.0	The scene is burned in my memory.
0:14.0	We watch through the eyes of innocent boys.
0:17.0	They are looking through the leaves of summer at the lake in the roots.
0:20.0	And as they watch, a vision rises from the water.
0:24.0	A beautiful woman.
0:28.0	Naked.
0:29.0	Her body glistening in the sun.
0:31.0	Unashamed.
0:35.0	You saw Dangle berries?
0:37.0	A hundred times.
0:43.0	As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford, Hillary Clinton is great.
0:50.0	My favorite sandwich.
0:52.0	I guess the filling would be money.
0:54.0	And the bread would be two lawyers vigorously prosecuting any unauthorized use of my name and or likeness.
1:00.0	Did you see that Liam Neesys movie with their wolves?
1:03.0	The one with the biggest wolves in Liam Neesys.
1:06.0	Liam Neesys is my ****.
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