Episode #1283: Three Comedians, One Podcast
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2013
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Comedians Andy Haynes, Alice Wetterlund and Nick Turner stop by the show to make us laugh until our entire bodies hurt. True story.
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| 0:00.0 | Knock-knock. |
| 0:01.0 | Who's there? |
| 0:02.0 | Mike Sniffer Pippets. |
| 0:03.0 | Mike Sniffer Pippets? |
| 0:05.0 | Who? |
| 0:06.0 | Mike Sniffer Pippets, who? |
| 0:07.0 | How many Mike Sniffer Pippets do you know? |
| 0:08.0 | Come on. |
| 0:09.0 | Let me in. |
| 0:10.0 | It's cold out here. |
| 0:11.0 | Geez. |
| 0:12.0 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:14.0 | You're like that cute on the playground. |
| 0:18.0 | You know the one who has lice that none of the other kids want to play with? |
| 0:21.0 | What do you mean? |
| 0:22.0 | I mean, we got to shave your head and get you back on the monkey bars, right? |
| 0:26.0 | I've studied the human mind. |
| 0:28.0 | I've learned how to read it, and ultimately control it. |
| 0:31.0 | Listen to me. |
| 0:33.0 | While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I'm a naysayer and hatchetman |
| 0:37.0 | in the fight against violence. |
| 0:38.0 | I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another, |
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