Episode 127 - Dick on Killing Kids

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2018

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

De-platformed from charity, ten counts of stalking, The Wall Street Journal kills kids, sanctions are coming, Save Our Pets stickers, how to get your girlfriend to lose weight, screwing over your coworkers, my anti-charity, hate speech, holocaust denial, and celebrating the one-year anniversary of The Lolsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Let me make sure all my notes are in order.
0:03.0	Mm-hmm.
0:05.0	Yep.
0:06.0	Mm-hmm.
0:08.0	Yes, good, good, good, good.
0:10.0	All as well.
0:11.0	Oh yeah, I've got some funny stuff lined up today. You do? Yeah, I think so. Oh, I think so. We've thought that before.
0:18.0	I thought that last week. What? Last week was great.
0:24.0	Do you not like last week?
0:27.0	I would crank that up.
0:29.0	All right.
0:30.0	We let, we had a Pandora's box and we opened it we did
0:35.8	did yeah
0:38.8	welcome to Dick you want Dick you, you need Dick, you love Dick, you got it.
0:45.0	It's the show where everything's a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:49.0	I'm your host Dick Masterson, aka, the 20 million dollar man, aka recently voted America's best Mexican.
0:56.0	How many weeks always is? I think this is maybe six or seven weeks running?
1:01.0	No, it's more like 10 or I think you said
1:04.3	eight before. A Mexican dozen that's what that's what we're at nobody knows
1:09.2	quite what it a Mexican Baker's doesn't nobody knows quite what the is. They just show up with a truck full of it.
1:14.6	Okay. With me as always as Sean the audio engineer. Hello day. Hey, what's up buddy? Goodness gracious.
1:19.8	Last week it was a wild ride. Yeah, last week's show spilled, spilled all over all the groups spilled onto other podcasts.
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