Episode #1276: One And A Half Men, Are Ladies More Allowed To Ogle?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2013
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew convene their "One and A Half Men" panel to wonder if it's okay for Ellen to pretend ogle Katie Perry's chest region. Plus, Luke recaps the Grammys by reading his tweets from Sunday night. Andrew is not impressed.
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| 0:00.0 | What do you see? Look at it, Dad. |
| 0:02.0 | What do you see? |
| 0:03.0 | What do you see? |
| 0:04.0 | Say it. Say it. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, hey, it's a face. |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah, but what kind of face? |
| 0:09.0 | Well, pale, |
| 0:11.0 | pasty, |
| 0:12.0 | psychotic. |
| 0:13.0 | No, dad. |
| 0:14.0 | It's a neatly chiseled, well-groomed, drop-dead, |
| 0:16.0 | handsome face. |
| 0:17.0 | TVTM! |
| 0:23.0 | These high school football players have boy bodies. |
| 0:25.0 | I'd destroy them. I have a man body. |
| 0:27.0 | I'm borderline dad body. |
| 0:29.0 | Dude, that guy was f***ing cooped out, man. |
| 0:32.0 | Like, he's beyond howl-e. |
| 0:33.0 | Like, I don't even see any breath in him. |
| 0:35.0 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:36.0 | I pretend I had someone in my hand. |
| 0:38.0 | I pretend in the box and there's something shaking in it. |
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