Episode #1275: Family Matters
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2013
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Luke wonders if he'd have turned out different if he'd grown up in Philly and actually met his biological father. Oh, and baldness talk. Lots of that.
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| 0:00.0 | Be honest, what is it about me that no one respects that my hair? |
| 0:05.0 | Yeah, I'm thinking about getting a new haircut |
| 0:08.6 | Changing stuff up |
| 0:10.1 | Maybe getting like an Arnie shorts and egg or jingle all the way type of haircut |
| 0:14.8 | You know short tall and stiff |
| 0:18.6 | Kind of like how I like my men |
| 0:25.6 | This is a show for dogs about dogs starring one dog |
| 0:30.0 | One dirty dog. Does any duplicating going around here when you're not present? |
| 0:35.4 | Huh? Huh? Yeah, maybe. Do you duplicate alone? |
| 0:39.6 | I think that's kind of personal question. You're laughing this time. Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously? |
| 0:45.2 | Or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation? My words mother from army the seal is from marksman ship |
| 0:53.6 | And the gorilla is for sanderacing. Now if you excuse me, they're putting me in something called |
| 0:59.5 | Hero Squad |
| 1:04.8 | Hey there America welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL |
| 1:09.1 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live you want showmanship you got it. My name is Luke Burbank |
| 1:16.3 | I'm your host this episode |
| 1:19.6 | 1,275 in a collector series do you think y'all can handle this? |
| 1:25.4 | Wanging at one hundred and eighty eight pounds. Yes, I am |
| 1:32.2 | And I'm here to tell you that sitting right next to me sitting on the |
| 1:37.7 | What would you call this a |
| 1:39.7 | Counter a broadcast table. Let's call it a broadcast table |
| 1:43.4 | Of course, Micah broadcast table is none other than Andrew Walsh |
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