Looking like a nice day to maybe head outside with your significant other or whoever you want to hang out with

And then the weekend so far so good should be dry, but in the 40s. So slow and slutty, slutty

Steadie, right. We knew what you meant. Yeah, all right. Thanks, Danielle.

Let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides

As Masking Therapist Pansuit. I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to go.

Right about now. Your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag, and your butt is kind of like

I'm about to explode. Brought worst. I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Hey, I saw you checking out my goods. Yes, it's normal, but no more than four times a day.

Are you sure this is legal? I don't know. It's fun knowing it.

Sure is here on this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just may be too beautiful to live.

You're conducting a bad interview. My name is Luke Burbank, weighing it at 189 pounds.

I'm just going to say it. Let's get physical.

This episode of 1,277 in a collector's series. I've gone to great pain today to print their show sheet out in the smallest font

known to humans. You know, you could fit over 1,000 of these show sheets on the head of a pin.

Therefore, they are impossible to read.

We have some exciting stuff, though. However, inscrutable.

And impossible to run down is to make sense of.

Hi, this is Luke von Suzy coming tonight on TBTL.

We got a couple of new segments for you, including one, a little homage to the Andrew Wall Show.

No, really, that sounds like a bad idea.

Black. Yes, bird.

Also, lots of new stories out there in the world. We've got lots of opinions about them.

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