Episode 126 - Dick on Staying off the Internet

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2018

⏱️ 179 minutes

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Summary

My truck gets dinged at Home Depot, Coach is mistaken for The Great Pumpkin, The Fed and how America's wealth was stolen on Christmas, Dr. Nurse calls in and says Maddox is repulsive, an Erotic Story from a real cuck, a porn star spergs out, Stove spergs out, a possible serial killer spergs out, shaving and leaving tracts of hair all over your face, my take on Asterios' settlement offer, and Joe Buck; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Your penis you're talking about. Yeah, it's a person. It's a you know.
0:05.0	penis is a person. Yeah. Legs aren't.
0:08.4	Penis or people too. It's because everyone's allowed to shit on short people.
0:12.4	That's why. Corporations. Penis. everyone's
0:13.6	a shit on short people. They're like corporations penis yeah.
0:15.2	You can't shit on anyone but the whole world shits on short people.
0:19.1	Yeah. No one's fighting for the short man's behalf.
0:21.8	They culturally appropriated Wolverine
0:24.8	from the short people.
0:27.0	Imagine.
0:28.2	Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait,
0:29.5	in the comics is a short man.
0:31.2	Oh, is he really?
0:31.8	Yeah, he's like five, six or something. Gotcha. That's he really? Yeah he's like five six or something.
0:33.4	That's the point of that's why his name is the Wolverine.
0:37.1	Right. Because he's little and ferocious. They don't nickname a guy who's six to
0:42.1	yeah. A Tony award winning you know super heh
0:46.2	demi-god looking man and they don't name him oh the Wolverine they name him
0:51.2	Thor or the Hulk or the mountain the monster not the wolverine
0:57.0	true he took it from the short people I never thought of that and they gave them nothing in return the short man gets
1:07.8	Screwed every time an extra phone book for your chair. Yeah, they could have at least given commemorative Wolverine phone books for the short people
1:17.4	coming to see their short man hero reduced to a six foot super Chad.
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