Episode 126 - Extreme Takeover
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2021
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
The elite members of the Premier League react with fury at the takeover of Newcastle United Football Club. As crisis talks begin between clubs and league, Ashwood City are unexpectedly asked along to attend the high level meeting.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell and Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living this is, this is, this is this is, this is, this is, this is detective Abiline. We've got the body of a male |
| 0:25.7 | on Derwood Street, Whitechapel just behind the tube, and Mark Allen Nichols. His throat |
| 0:31.3 | has been cut, a stab wound below his shoulder blade and, uh, continue please, |
| 0:37.4 | detective. Yeah, she's, uh... Continue, please, detective. |
| 0:39.2 | Yeah, she's cut off his knob and put his bollocks in the recycling bins. |
| 0:44.2 | From the makers of the offensive... |
| 0:46.5 | ...comes an audio drama. |
| 0:48.9 | The dog is missing. A black lab. |
| 0:50.6 | They found him in St George's Gardens. |
| 0:52.3 | A DNA results have come back to. |
| 0:53.6 | Comedy and thriller. What's the lab saying?'s Gardens. The DNA results come back to. Comedy and thriller. |
| 0:55.0 | What's the lab saying? |
| 0:56.1 | Uh, I don't know. |
| 0:57.9 | Woof. |
| 0:58.4 | No, the laboratory. |
| 1:00.1 | The DNA results. |
| 1:01.1 | Not the fucking dog. |
| 1:02.6 | Jackie the Ripper. |
| 1:03.8 | Available wherever you get to your podcast. |
| 1:05.9 | We can't find his cock, |
| 1:07.4 | but the victim has had his bollocks chopped off. |
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