Episode 125 - Driving Miss Diesel
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2021
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall join one another on the road for back-to-back Premier League away games at Leeds United and Watford.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:22.2 | Jesus, Kate, you don't, turn it, don't. discretion is advised. This is the offensive. She said I'm no high flyer. |
| 0:24.9 | Jesus Christ, what you do? Turn it down. |
| 0:28.5 | That's it, turn it down for fuck's sake. |
| 0:30.7 | But it went really well with the timing of my witty remark. I don't care. Turn it off. |
| 0:33.2 | All right, I've had a really long |
| 0:34.3 | fucking day and the last thing I need is you |
| 0:36.6 | blasting your shite music at me. |
| 0:38.6 | I wasn't blasting music at you. |
| 0:40.9 | I said something witty, and I just wanted to... |
| 0:43.3 | To defen me. You wanted to fucking deafen me. |
| 0:45.7 | I didn't. It was just a fucking cool bit of music. |
| 0:48.6 | A cool bit of music. Who are you? John fucking Peele. |
| 0:52.6 | Fucking Joe Wiley. |
| 0:54.4 | Oh, okay, right. Get out and fucking cycle. |
| 0:57.0 | But it's pissing it down. |
| 0:58.2 | Get out of the car. |
| 0:59.3 | You really are a giant twat, aren't you? |
| 1:01.4 | No, you're the giant twat. You're the giantest of... |
| 1:04.5 | Twattest giant twatts, you... Twat. |
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