Episode 127 - I Know What You Did This Summer
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 25 October 2021
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan has questions to answer from not only the Premier League but also the ownership of his own club. With the summer acquisitions under scrutiny; the race to clean up their act intensifies, as speculation over an independent regulator heightens.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | As part of the ACAST Audio Fiction Week, for the first time ever, the award-winning UK mockumentary The Offensive is releasing an exclusive behind-the-scenes episode. |
| 0:08.9 | There's an episode out in six days and I don't have an idea for an episode. |
| 0:12.5 | Follow how the show described as a must-listen by The Guardian and ultra-sharp satire by GQ goes from a script to your ears. |
| 0:18.8 | I'm Paul. I play Patrick Nolan. |
| 0:21.1 | I record in a cocoon of pillows. |
| 0:24.0 | The offensive making off special. |
| 0:25.7 | Coming October 27th. |
| 0:27.5 | Oh, sorry, somebody is at my door. |
| 0:30.7 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language |
| 0:33.8 | and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:36.9 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:38.3 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely |
| 0:43.4 | coincidental. |
| 0:44.6 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:47.1 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:48.8 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:51.0 | It's at that point in the game now. |
| 0:52.6 | Everton are just happy to keep the ball in their own half. |
| 0:56.6 | They're going to be taking the trip back to Liverpool with all three points as Ashwood |
| 1:01.4 | City's unbeaten run comes to an end. |
| 1:03.6 | Andrus Town's end. |
| 1:05.0 | Passes back to Michael Keane. |
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