Episode 125 - Dick on Lengthening

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2018

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

The greatest bonus episode in history fall out, the magical experience of being a best man with another man, a guy who got leg lengthening surgery calls in, illegal lotteries and the christian caliphate, Waut3rGate3: Cuck With a Vengeance, cancer kills your bank account, Crippled Jesus crashes a domestic violence seminar, eating three breakfasts while camping, men and women: frenemies with no benefits, literal kid prisons for an accidental suicide victim, Sean's advice for NEETs, and Asterios gets a settlement offer from Maddox; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I really can't focus at all.
0:03.0	No? No.
0:05.0	I don't know what's become of me.
0:07.0	Let's just, let's start the show and hopefully the show will bring it into focus.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can, sometimes I can do that.
0:14.1	I can't.
0:15.1	I can't focus at all.
0:16.1	I don't know what it is.
0:18.0	I think the bonus episode just broke my brain.
0:21.0	I think it blew us all out. It really did. Yeah, I've never had to recover from doing a show like that. I was thinking that that's funny you feel the same way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was like it was the bonus episode.
0:33.0	Yeah, I was all right. Here's a it let's start the show. This is gonna be so this is gonna sound a little different because it's a Halloween spook theme
0:40.0	Halloween Halloween,
0:43.2	coming at you.
0:44.7	Good evening, dig.
0:46.3	Presenting.
0:46.7	What the hell?
0:50.7	Yeah.
0:51.7	It's Water boy. Oh, that's great. New theme.
0:55.0	It's a shuffle, too.
0:57.0	A remix on the classic.
0:58.0	Oh, that's so cool.
1:01.0	Oh, yeah.
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